Evil Custodian At Taco Bell

Part 1: Backstory

One day, there was a guy that was really happy. He was really happy because he was about to make the perfect sandwich. But when he made the perfect sandwich, he figured out that everything on the sandwich was illegal in Wyoming. And he just so happened to live in Wyoming. He was then arrested and now has 5 years in prison. He then got out 5 years later and got a job as a custodian at Taco Bell. He was so mad he yelled out "I will take over the world!" and he scared a little girl. The little girl's mom then had him arrested for mental assault and he served another 10 years on prison. He then got out 10 years later and was able to get his job back as the custodian at Taco Bell. Except this time he worked at the one in Happyville, Wyoming (FYI Happyville, Wyoming in not a real place). He wanted to turn it into Sadtown, Oregon (also not a real place). I don't know why he wanted to turn Wyoming into Oregon, but he does. But now we are about to switch over to first person pov, and it gets pretty weird.....