I Am Montgomery Burns

A/N:

I've been dead for more than two months, so I hope a small, non-Pokemon poem should entertain you - even in the slightest; I just hope you did.

This is also available in FanFiction.Net with the same title, where I'm a little more active - and have lots more works there.

Mr. Burns, The Simpsons (c) Matt Groening

Cover (c) betty80 of deviantART

This poem (c) Me

Me (c) Me

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I feel so gay

You know; free-lance?

Much so that this old man should dance

He's made everyone a yes-man agreeing with his way

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Dammit; I'm gay!

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For twenty-seven years I've been releasing the hounds

And for three years longer my ass-istant's father wasn't found

Step aside, douchebag

I have this trend called "swag"

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Though I have a twisted family

A dull brother named George who smokes like hell

A complaining mother named Daphne who finally fell

I'm the most successful, there is no single doubt

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I don't really care if your kid has a thing

Or your wife has a severe case of cancer

I'm too selfish to "cry" for the stories you fling

I'd rather ask if a silk scarf is fancier

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I am Charles Montgomery Burns

That name should ring a bell

If not...

Fuck off and go to hell.

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A/N:

Okay, just go do your worst and say how horrible this is. I haven't sweared in a long time, anyway...