Ahhhhhhh....
The cruelest yet most brilliant idea I've ever had. Tagging people and challenging them to write a (short) story following the rules I set. I hope that you do this YourLocalJarHead! Do this for me!
These are the characters!
McNugget, aka Gary Sue
McFries, aka the salty one who betrays the main character and is eternally punished for it! Get the joke! Salty chips!
Big Mac, aka generic fat sidekick
McFlurry, aka the one that literally melts and dies!
And do the following dumb things!
Make a Mulan reference (the Disney film)!
Joke about the riots around McDonald's restraints in America due to this very real McNugget dipping sauce!
Kill of at least three characters who are healthy foods!
Anyway, please do this. For me!
