This is a random short story.
So I picked up my telephone to finish my banana. Of course I failed due to the complexity of the situation. My car then opened at the sight of the closest torpedo and I knew that the fire wasn't to far away so I grabbed my biscuit and jumped at a lemer. This has taught me never to sleep in bed with a Dallas boy toy again. The apocalypse was coming so I knew that the super bowl wasn't too far away. I chased a dog to Cheesecake Factories across the galaxy and knew my watery eyes were not a bomb in Hiroshima and my physique had nothing to do with it. Of course my mentality changed when Tom Hanks told me a story about my fraternity test... yes church was good. The fire raged on burning cities as I called Lebron to bring me my steak! That failed due to the popular use of forks on mars. My cousin was a nark and told my mother about the rabbit incident and the whole movie spiraled out of control! This experience has shown me what ITS like to be attacked by Harry Styles.
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