Milo Murphy's Law (reader insert)

Going The Exra Milo

Milo is walking to the bus stop where Zack, Bradley, Chad Logan and Y/n are.

As Milo walks in, Bradley and the two students stays away from him, much to Zack's confusion

"What's that all about?"
Zack asks

Y/n stares at the kid and smiles
"Oh, you're new here. Well my friend here has a bit of reputation."
She wraps her arm around Milo

Zack shows surprise and smiles jokingly

"So what is he, a tough guy?"

"Oh, I don't think anyone ever called me 'tough'. I'm Milo."

Zack shakes Milo's hand

"I'm Zack."

Y/n does the same
"Y/n"

Chad whispers from afar
"No Zack! No, no, no, no, no..."

Ignoring their warnings, Zack continues talking with Milo

"So what exactly is this reputation?"

"Well, people have used the 'J-word' but you know what they say, 'Sticks and stones can damage your vital oragans so always wear body armor.' "

He knocks on his chest, which emits a wood-like noise
Hearing this Zack shows some concern

Melissa shows up but stays away from Milo

"Hi, Milo. Hey Y/n"

"Hi, Melissa."

Melissa looks around herself to see if there is anything dangerous

"I'm just gonna stand back here."
She takes a big step back from Milo

"Good call!"

Everyone stays away from Milo except Zack and Y/n

"So Milo, how was your weekend?"

"Eventful!"

"Yeah, I bet."

"I got a new scar, wanna see?"

"Sure!"

"Ok."
Y/n takes a picture of his scar on her phone, and sends it to Melissa

"Oh cool! That's a good one."

"I know, right?"

Zack begins to worry

"Alright, seriously, dude. What's going on here?"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean... what is all of... this? And what is the 'J-word' ?"

Milo quietly tells to Zack
"Well, I don't like to say it out loud..."

A sound can be heard and a bungee suddenly falls out from somewhere

Zack picks it up
"Huh, it's one of those heavy duty bungees they use to tie stuff down at construction sites."
Milo wears a helmet

"Hey, where did you get the..."

A concrete drainage pipe coming after them.
Milo puts a helmet on both Y/n and Zacks head, and all three of them run
Zacks the only one screaming As Y/n grins wildly

There's only Bradley, Melissa and the two students in the bus stop left

Bradley bets
"I bet my pudding pack we don't see them again today."

Melissa steps in
"I'll take that action."

Bradley was suprised
"Really?"

"Yeah, are you kidding? Milo's tough. As a matter of fact,"