Once upon a time there was a duck that had 500 billion horses. Each of these horses had laser eyes, hoverboards instead of hooves (one for each leg), and party hats.
This duck, named Duck Dodgers, was one of the most famous ducks in the galaxy (which isn't saying much, since he's also the only duck in the galaxy).
He went around the galaxy with his 500 billion horses fighting crime, saving princesses, and occasionally slapping an IRS agent in the face (not even ducks like them).
YOU ARE READING
The Real Duck Dodgers
Short StoryThe incredible tales of the totally-legit and-not-an-imposter Duck Dodgers.