Yo mamas so fat, when she jumped in the pool the pool jumped out
Yo mamas so fat, a tuba plays Everytime she walks
Yo mama smells so bad rightgaurd turned left
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
I bet your parents asked you to play in traffic
Do you love nature, dispite what it did to you?
Wow! That was a mouthful, but I guess your used to that sorta thing
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent
Your so fat cuz every time you fucked your grandma/grandpa (s)he gave you a cookie
Sometimes I wonder if your ass is jealous of all the shit that comes outta your mouth
Your mom called: she wants you to pick up some condoms so she dosnt make the same mistake twice
I'd kick you in the face but why would I improve your looks?
If I had a face like yours id sue my parents
Your so white you make paper look black
Your so black you make the night sky look white.
I'd hit you but that would animal abuse
