So,last night I had a band concert at my school.This dude behind me wouldnt play his instrument right,he would mess up on purpose.He would say random shit during solos,and he did this at the dress rehersal.So before the concert while we were warming up,he was doing that shit.So I turned around and said ,"If youre going to that,you dont deserve to be in band.I swear to god if you dont shut up I'll snatch your clarinet out of your sweaty hands and break it in half!" And he said, "well I bet I can play better than you!Now go get off this stage and make me a sandwich!" And our band directer heard and he got kicked out!My friend thanked me cause ahe was fed up
