"Just one final touch..." Leonardo DiCaprio elegantly stroked his brush against the canvas "aaaaaand WOWZEES!!!" He exclaimed to himself "thass one fine ass hoe" he hung the wet painting on the line. He stood before it, hands on hips admiring its god damn fleekiness. He turned to walk back to his kitchen, but a great gust of wind came in and his masterpiece was taken away with it. A brilliant tiger emerged from the shadows, its hypotonic eyes, two pools of liquid gold, set upon Leonardo DiCaprio dazzling shoulders. ;;;;; the end.
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