Honestly, why are you here? So you really want to listen to me rant on and on about some dumb person who pronounces a word wrong? Or a stupid statement by some celebrity? Well, if you really want to, fine.
This, is my rant book.
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Hi! How ya doin? I'm Magpie, the author of this book. This is where I put all my frustrated thoughts into. It's really just a place for me to rant about some poor guys common sense. But, if you want to read, it's not my choice. Sure, go ahead.
Grab a cup of tea and some biscuits and get ready to be baffled by my bullshit.
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