🌻 minna's diary page 1
kill me now please.
i recently confessed to my crush.
ON ACCIDENT.
my friend, was talking to her about I much I like her, she was like: "oh my god minna like- loves you~ no, just kidding."
and she kept saying that over and over, and after a while a just yelled up "shut up, neja! you know i like her." and there was just silence.
just silence.
for a twenty solid minutes, i was counting in my head.
and my crush got up, and looked at me without saying anything for a couple seconds, before going:
"i didnt know i was friends with a gay."
AND NOW I DONT WANT TO GO SCHOOL.
BECAUSE NEJA WENT OFF
she was like: "OKAY FIRST OF ALL,"
and when she started i knew i had -0 chances with my crush. she hurt my wifey with the first of all.
"MINNA IS BISEXUAL, AND WAYYYY MORE SEXY THAN YOU. IF I WERE YOU I'D BACK THE FUCK UP IN -27 SECONDS BITCH, BECAUSE MINNA MAKES LINES BEND WITH HER FINE ASS. YOU CAN EVEN MAKE A GAY GUY TALK TO YOU. BETTER YET, A STRAIGHT GIRL. SO DON'T EVEN START. PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MINNA'S FACE, AND KINDLY JUMP OFF A GODDAMN CLIFF WITH THAT ATTITUDE, THANKS BYE."
and i just was smug as fuck behind neja like: oof.
after my crush left it hit me, neja just called me sexy.
so i got up and started body rolling :)
but
that's it.
- minna
