Um... These are just so goddamn fun! :D I get bored so then this... thing... yeah. I guess it's sung by random person at first and then by Mafia!Italy (Also part of Dark!Italy)
Original song: Paper Gangsta by Lady GaGa
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Spain the boss told Romano too,
Join forces with the mafia dudes,
It’s not like he had much of a choice,
It all comes down to who had the voice,
Yet his brother always told him to stop,
The killing just brought on the cops,
I’m scared that you will suddenly drop,
And disappear from my wonderful plop
So I devised a perfect fit,
For running with the fast and killer quick,
Don’t want no Russian gangster,
The scarf around his neck is,
Not something that I fall for and childlike in nature,
Don’t want no German gangster,
The blonde is far too much I,
Can’t handle all that sternness he’s into BDSM,
Don’t want no Chinese gangster, uh, oh
Don’t want no Prussian gangster, uh, oh
Don’t want no Finnish gangster,
Don’t want no Swedish gangster
Once you find you’re a mafia star,
You’re life begins to seem so hard,
The pasta just doesn’t taste so right,
The tomatoes lose their flavor sometimes,
This shit just got real Fratello you know,
The dark’s no surprise it’s your Mafioso,
You called it before and I called it twice,
The things you call pain are my fun games,
So I devised a perfect fit,
For running with the fast and killer quick,
Don’t want no English gangster,
He’s just completely stuck up,
His cooking is the worst and he still believes in fairies,
Don’t want no Polish gangster,
He’s just so god damn girly,
It’s sickening to watch how he talks like a valley girl,
Don’t want no Danish gangster, uh, oh,
Don’t want no Turkish gangster, uh, oh,
Don’t want no Swiss gangster,
Don’t want no Cuban gangster
Don’t want no Spanish gangster,
He cannot even count too,
Dieci in my language that means that he is worthless,
Don’t want no Spanish gangster,
Can’t stand his lying mouth it,
Never stops moving there’s nothing good about him,
Don’t want no Spanish gangster,
This song is never ending,
Don’t get why I am singing but so what here we go I,
Don’t want no Spanish gangster,
He’s all just for the money,
Don’t care about fratello only his stupid churros,
Don’t want no Spanish gangster, uh, oh,
Don’t want no Spanish gangster, uh, oh,
Don’t want no Spanish gangster,
Don’t want no Spanish gangster,
Don’t want no Spanish gangster,
Don’t want no Spanish gangster
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So... um, lets see. Pretty much evil Spain or whatever forced Romano to join the Mafia and Italy was apposed to the idea. Romano was kinda innocent and didn't like the idea of killing but whenever his Dark self took over (or mafia self) he killed and soon became a mafia boss, surpassing Spain. Italy always called upon his dark self whenever he was in a rut or what not so he keeps telling Romano not to be afraid of his own Dark self. (Romano still is scared of his Dark side) Um... So, Italy REALLY hates Spain. He also is saying that no other Mafia or Gangsters can beat the Italian form of it and he's kinda protective over Romano in his own weird way. :) Of course this is completely made up.
(People in the Mafia are gangsters. Yet all gangsters aren't necessarily part of a mafia.)
