|Bonus Chapter|| Oreos and Concussions

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"Fay, be nice. These are the readers." Hayley stage-whispered to Fay, and she rolled her eyes.

"I will be nice, mother. I don't need a second mom, Hayley." Fay said, as she looked forwards.

"So, I'm apparently supposed to be nice to you people, so hi." Fay said, and Hayley punched her arm. "What the hell was that for?"

"You're not facing the right way." Hayley told her.

"Oh." Fay said, as she turned around. "Why do I have to be nice? I don't know these people."

Hayley just shrugged. Fay gave her the stink eye. "Thanks, sis."

"Why do I have to do this?" Fay asked again.

"Because the authors made us do this kind of embarrassing thing." Hayley muttered under her breath.

"You know, I could be doing so many other things right now." Fay muttered, and Hayley raised her eyebrow.

"Like?" She trailed off.

"Killing witches, trying to kill Esther and Mikael, kill Finn, and a couple of other people." Fay said with a shrug.

"And aren't we a-" Klaus tries to say, sticking his head out from the side. Fay slapped a hand over his mouth.

"Later!" She said in panic. "So, let me start over. Hi, I'm Fay, which you should already know, from, like READING THIS?" Fay yelled into the camera.

"Be nice!" Hayley chastised. Fay rolled her eyes.

"And don't forget, we're a th-" Klaus started to say, before the two Marshall sisters both punched him.

"That happens later, Klaus. So SHUT UP!" Fay yelled. "Wait. Hey writers, when does this happen?" Fay asked politely.

Two girls with glasses, one brunette and the other ravenette pokes their heads out from behind the camera. The ravenette is holding an arctic fox and the brunette has a green sword hanging from her waist, complete with a horse tee shirt.

"Um, Lol?" The brunette asked, and Lol sighed in annoyance.

"Tell me right now, or I will rip out your hearts!" Klaus yelled at Lol and Jade. Lol sighed in frustration.

"Klaus. If you kill us, you'll be stuck where you are. So the story won't progress." Lol said. Jade ducks back behind the camera for a moment, then comes back out.

"Also, talk like that one more time and we'll kill you off with the eraser!" Jade said holding a giant eraser. It reads: FOR BIG MISTAKES.

"Klaus, shut the hell up." Fay said, as she elbowed Klaus in the ribs. "That's the only thing that can kill you other than the white-oak stake."

"Yeah, but..." Klaus said as Jade holds her sword out with the eraser stuck to the end of it.

"I have created a super-weapon, Klaus! I will not hesitate to use it on your hybrid ass." Jade exclaimed, and Lol rolled her eyes.

"And I'll make Coco kill you!" Lol said and the little fox growled.

"Why did you name him 'Coco' if he's a white fox?" Klaus asked. Lol looked shocked.

"Do you have a death wish?" Lol hissed in annoyance.

"No...?" Klaus said, but it sounded more like a question.

"Klaus, just shut up." Hayley said.

"Ok, let's start from the top! Places!" Jade called out, and all the characters went to their places while Jade and Lol went behind the camera. "And... ACTION!"

"Hi! I'm Fay, which you should know. I would just like to give a big thank you to all of the people that made this story possible. That includes coffee, tea, sugar and concussions. Thank you."

"DON'T FORGET OREOS!" Hayley yelled, and the hybrid rolled his eyes at the two sisters.

"I'll take over, since the both of you always have include food in everything." Klaus said before he took a breath.

"Also thank you to all the people who voted, and a massive thank you for helping us hit 4K plus some views!!" Klaus said.

"Yes, because we all know that I'm amazing, and wonderful, loving, caring, etc." Fay said with a bitch grin.

"Well, that's it... right? AUTHORS!" Hayley yelled, and Lol came out seeing as Jade was stuffing her face with Oreos.

"What is it with you and cookies?" Lol exclaimed. Jade offered her one, which Lol ate. "Mm, sugar..." she said. Jade gave a grin.

"I know right? Why do we limit ourselves again?"

"We can't handle it." Lol said.

"Oh yeah, we go on a sugar high... Whoops." Jade said as she looks at the empty oreo container.

"Well, that's not good. Remember Valentines Day? And that was only four Oreos each. Well you got four, Mr. F gave me 5!!" Lol said.

"And you forgot to post the picture of our valentine to the readers!" Jade said. Lol looks down.

"Oh yeah..."

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Hi everyone! This is The Jade Warrior, but you can call me Jade! We would love if you would ask us questions about us, anything at all and we will have a Q&A session for you all. We would rather not tell you personal stuff like our age and were we live specifically, but anything general is okay. Some example questions would be things like:

How do you two know each other?

How did you two meet?

Where does your inspiration come from?

Why do you always have stories that cross over?

What is with the stories you write?

Do you write other things than TVD and TO?

Why are you making us ask you questions?

With love from us both, Lolitzmoi and The Jade Warrrior!

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