My friend was determined to tell me some awful jokes. This was my response to him... enjoy!
"What is green and goes-"
A frog in a blender. Yes, I know.
"An englishman, an-"
I've heard all of these twice already, now go!
"What do you get when you cross-"
Please stop, you're embarassing yourself.
"A man walks into a bar and-"
Things are looking bad for my mental health...
"What do you call a-"
Aaaahh, leave me alone!
"Why did the chicken-"
Smack. Let's hope that it's finally hit home.
"...I'll be quiet now."
Bad jokes are a pet hate of mine, as he knows.
And to think all it took to make him quiet was a nice, bloodied nose.
