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coconuthead
wow

coconuthead
just wow

_y0ghurt
what?

coconuthead
you're really hot

_y0ghurt
i know

coconuthead
like extremely hot

coconuthead
i don't think you understand the level of hotness i'm talking about here

coconuthead
i'm talking about hotter than hell kind of hot

coconuthead
the i burned my hand now it's melting kind of hot

coconuthead
the volcano kind of hot

coconuthead
the i was too close to the sun now i'm just a puddle kind of hot

coconuthead
have i mentioned that you're unrealistically hot??

_y0ghurt
yeah i kind of got the memo after you're third message

coconuthead
oOps

coconuthead
btw why didn't you tell me you're hot??

_y0ghurt
if i took a shot for how many times you said "hot" i'd be drunk by now

_y0ghurt
btw it's not my job to tell you i'm 'hot'

coconuthead
i told you i was hot so why couldn't you do the same

_y0ghurt
because i want people to like me because of my personality not my body

coconuthead
tbh you're mean

coconuthead
so there isn't much to like

_y0ghurt
well unlike you're salty, petty, and over egotistical ass, i actually have people that enjoy my companionship

_y0ghurt
so you can go ahead and step on a lego

_Y0GHURT HAS BLOCKED YOU FOR 24 HOURS!

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