coconuthead
is it too late now to say sorry?
_y0ghurt
cauSe i'M miSSing m0rE tHan JuST yoUR boDy
coconuthead
what?
_y0ghurt
i thought you were quoting Justin Bieber's sorry
coconuthead
who??
_y0ghurt
never mind 🤦🏻♀️
coconuthead:
i'm sorry
_y0ghurt
okay
coconuthead
please forgive me
_y0ghurt
eh
coconuthead
let's start over?
_y0ghurt
idk how i feel about "starting over"
coconuthead
hi i'm jungkook
_y0ghurt
hi??
coconuthead
(this is the part where you tell me your name)
_y0ghurt
🙄
_y0ghurt
niCe tO mEeT yoU jUnGKoOk i'm y0ghurt!!
coconuthead
why are you like this
_y0ghurt
bitch take it or leave it
coconuthead
🤦🏻♂️
coconuthead
i like your username
_y0ghurt
thanks i like it too
coconuthead
what made you think of such an AeStheTiCalLY pLeAsinG username
_y0ghurt
well i like yogurt, and i am a human so i feel pain therefore my username is _y0ghurt
coconuthead
why did you use a zero and not an o?
_y0ghurt
because some bitch already stole yoghurt
coconuthead
huh
_y0ghurt
so why is your username coconuthead??
coconuthead
i like coconuts and i have a head therefore
my username is coconuthead
_y0ghurt
really? i thought it was because your haircut made you look like a coconut
coconuthead
fuck you
_y0ghurt
no can do
coconuthead
i'll ask you again,
coconuthead
why are you like this?
_y0ghurt
it's in my DNA 💁🏻♀️
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