-I was the Karkat.-
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like homestuck.
Stranger: honk
You: HELLO FUCKASS
Stranger: HONK
You: OH SHIT...YOU RAN OUT OF PIES AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?
Stranger: shut up.
You: YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT. YOU'RE MY MORAIL AND I WORRY ABOUT YOU. MOSTLY ABOUT YOU KLLING PEOPLE, BUT STILL...
Stranger: I SAID SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP, MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: honk honk honk :o)
You: SHOULD I BE SCARED?
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT AS A YES.
Stranger: heh heh.
You: GAMZEE...PLEASE. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
Stranger: i've been kicking the wicked ignorance on this shit.
Stranger: BEEN MOTHERFUCKIN SLAUGHTERING THE WICKED IGNORANCE, BRO.
Stranger: all up in lifelong denial about my calling
You: I SEE THAT. SO, WHO HAVE YOU KILLED SO FAR? OR WILL I BE THE FIRST?
Stranger: HONK
Stranger: i am going to motherfucking kill all you motherfuckers
You: YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. AM I GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK CAPS FOR YOU?
Stranger: I AM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
Stranger: and paint the wicked pictures with your blood
Stranger: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES
Stranger: your crushed bones will make my special stardust
You: G-GAMZEE. PLEASE STOP. YOU'RE SCARING TAVROS
Stranger: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL BROTHER
Stranger: honk.
Stranger: HONK
Stranger: honk
Stranger: HOOOONK
You: GAMZEE. PLEASE. ALTHOUGH I DO REALIZE THAT YOU PROBABLY HAVE GONE BATSHIT CRAZY, THINK ABOUT THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE WHO YOU'VE EVER CARED ABOUT IN AN INSANE RITUALISTIC SACRIFICE. IN TRUTH, THIS MAKES A SUPRISING AMOUNT OF SENSE AND IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED I'M JUST BABBLING TO POSTPONE THE INEVETABLE. BUT GAMZEE, I'M BEGGING YOU. DON'T DO THIS..
Stranger: .......
Stranger: why should i listen to you
You: BECAUSE YOU'RE MY MOIAIL. I CARE ABOUT YOU.
Stranger: i...
Stranger: iM sOrRy KaRbRo. :o(
You: R-REALLY? THIS ISN'T JUST SOME TRICK TO KILL ME?
Stranger: nO. iM rEaLlY sOrRy. :o(
You: OH. WELL... GUESS IT'S OKAY.
Stranger: nO. iT's NoT. iM a HoRrIbLe MoIrAiL.
You: NO YOU'RE NOT. YOU JUST GET WEIRD SOMETIMES.
Stranger: iM fReAkInG oUt BrO. tHeReS nO mOrE sLiMe.
You: THIS IS BAD. HAVE YOU LOOKED EVERYWHERE?
Stranger: yEa
Stranger: i cant
Stranger: TAKE IT
Stranger: iTs HoRrIbLe
Stranger: i NeEd My SlImE
You: -hugs him- I'M SO SORRY
Stranger: *hugs back* i DoNt WaNnA eNd Up LiKe My AnCeStOr, BrO. :o(
You: -shoosh pap- I KNOW.
Stranger: hOnK. :'o(
You: IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP?
Stranger: i DoNt KnOw.
You: WELL FUCK. I GUESS WE'RE SCREWED THEN.
Stranger: yEp. :o(
You: -just kinda sits there, shoosh papping him-
Stranger: *cries* fUcK mY lIfE.
You: -cries for his moirail- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I WISH I KNEW HOW TO COMFORT YOU, BUT I GUESS I KINDA SUCK AT THIS.
Stranger: *hugs karkat tight* nOtHiNg CaN cOmFoRt Me At ThIs PoInT. i GiVe Up On EvErYtHiNg. :o(
You: I'M SO,SO SORRY.
Stranger: tHe MiRtHfUl MeSsIaHs DoNt ExIsT. mIrAcLeS aReN't ReAl. YoU gUyS wErE rIgHt AbOuT eVeRyThInG.
You: TRUTHFULLY,I ALWAYS LOVED HOW STRONGLY YOU BELIEVED IN THEM EVEN THOUGH WE ALWAYS TOLD YOU THAT THEY DIDN'T EXIST. WHEN I SAW YOU RANTING IN YOUR ODD,STONED WAY FOR SOME REASON IT MADE ME THINK THAT THERE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE SOME HOPE LEFT IN THIS GOGFORSAKEN PLACE.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
