A typical day at the office..or so they think.
(Dwight marching into the Branch Manager's office)
Dwight : Michael!
Michael : Dwight.
Dwight : Michael! Fire Jim. I want you to fire him.
Michael : I am not firing Jim , Dwight.
Dwight : But he smeared mustard on all my th....wait what's that noise?
(Moving over to Michael' desk)
Dwight : What's that dog doing under your table? And why is it eating paper?
Michael : It's mine. I got him from the shelter this morning.
Dwight : Ohh (sizing the dog up and down) , which shelter?
Michael : Umm.. the one by the dairy queen..you know ..by the river.
Dwight : By ..the..river. (looks into the camera)
Dwight : What's his name Michael?
Michael : The dog's naaame is ..Roxy.
Dwight : Then why does the collar say 'Willie'.
Michael : ...
Dwight : ...
Michael : OKAY FINE! I stole this dog! I woke up this morning , ate my bacon and decided to go steal a freaking dog! Happy?!
Dwight : Why would you steal a dog Michael?!
Michael : Because Toby sucks ! He sucks and he don't deserve this dog.
Dwight : You stole Toby's dog?!
Michael : Toby is a life sucking idiot and I can't have him suck it out of this little guy too!
Dwight : Michael , as a voluntary sheriff I can't....
( Door opens )
Pam : Guys.
Michael (Petting Willie) : Pam. Any new messages?
Pam : Umm.. Michael..
Dwight : What..spit it out!
Michael : Dwigh..
Pam(interrupts) : Toby's dead.
