The Drama Begins

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Cim: You know that Hamilton dude, he is a f*** d**k!
Cris: I know right?!
Choleh:He's a f*** snake
Cylie: I think he is okay...
Corney: I don't give a f***
Cim: Umm...Corney who invite you
Corny: Myself???
Caitlyn:Hi Babes
Cim: Dad, you are not involved and Corny what the f*** you b*****
Corny: I'm staying
Cylie: Oh my god Cim shut up
Cim: F*** off
Cylie: I'M THE REINCARNATION OF MARIA REYNOLDS
*Covers mouths*
Corny:Slut
Choleh:WHORE
Cim: You cheated on your baby daddy didn't you?
Cylie:THAT WAS ONE TIME DIDN'T YOU GET MARRIED TWO TIMES IN THE SPAN OF THREE MONTHS?
Choleh: Lets name states
Cim: Oh look Cylie is gonna cry like she did when Jeffree Star complained about your lip kit and your $360 brushes
Cylie:You did the same thing
Cendall: Calm down
Cim: No one asked Cedall
Cylie: Yea, you're the least relevant shister
Cendall: At least I can keep a man
*Dramatic Hair Flip*
Cylie:Oof
Cim: You're more irrelevant than Rob
Cylie: You are as fugly as Oompa Loopas
*Cylie dabing on the haters*
*Phone Rings*
Cylie: Better go answer this it's Daddy Travis
Cim: Shut the f*** up
Cylie: Cim, you're a b****
Cim: It's so cute to see you try Cylie
Cylie: Canye called he said he wants his career back
Cim:Excuse me?
Cylie: See? This is why I'm mom's fave
Cim: I made this family famous therefore I'm her fave so don't flatter yourself
Cylie: Canye called he said Cris does it better
Cim: Canye can cry in a corner he isn't involved
Cylie: You're so mean I'm making rants about you on ALL my social media
Cim: You're such a baby

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