coconuthead
babe you've wounded me
_y0ghurt
1. i don't care
_y0ghurt
2. stop calling me that
_y0ghurt
3. fuck off
_y0ghurt
4. did i forget to mention that i don't care?
coconuthead
you know this whole rejection thing is only making me want you more 😉
_y0ghurt
ew i'm calling 911
coconuthead
oh really?
_y0ghurt
"911 what's your emergency?"
_y0ghurt
"uhm i'd like to report a creepy dude by the username 'coconuthead'."
_y0ghurt
"okay miss we're on our way."
coconuthead
did you really just make a fake dialogue?
_y0ghurt
......
_y0ghurt
yes?
coconuthead
it's good to know you're 100% insane
_y0ghurt
excuse me sir?
coconuthead
it's okay, you know what they say
coconuthead
you learn something new every day
_y0ghurt
you bitch!!
coconuthead
i might be a bitch but at least i am mentally stable
_y0ghurt
h O W DARE Y O U
_y0ghurt
i have you know that millions of people would loVE to be with this crazy person 😤
coconuthead
uh huh
coconuthead
like who?
_y0ghurt
i'm sure baehyung would apprecIATE my company 😤
coconuthead
yeah right 🙄
_y0ghurt
you know what?
coconuthead
what?
_y0ghurt
i y0ghurt do not need this
coconuthead
uh huh
_y0ghurt
have a GREAT day sir
****
_y0ghurt
are you a parking ticket?
_y0ghurt
because you've got F I N E written all over you
_y0ghurt
lol i hate myself
Vvantae is typing...
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