DECODING NOT ABOUT YOU GUYS

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A FAMOUS POEM...
WRITTEN AND BROUGHT TO LIFE BY THE ALLEGED MR. PETER HAUBER IN THE SMALL YEAR OF 2018. WITNESSES SAY IT WAS JUNE 28TH, THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL WHEN THE MAN HAD ARRIVED TO CLASS, BEARING SOCIETIES GREATEST MYSTERY.
"NOT ABOUT YOU GUYS"
THIS WAS NOT THE OFFICIAL NAME OF THE POEM, FOR IT HAD NONE, BUT RATHER A DUBBING OF IT FOR THE CHILDREN, BY THE CHILDREN.
NOT ABOUT YOU GUYS IS A SIMPLE POEM. DR. SUESS, YOU MAY THINK AT FIRST GLANCE FROM ITS RHYMING ATTITUDE. BUT, MORE LIES BENEATH WORKS OF THE SUPPOSED MR. PETER HAUBER.

THE DECODING.

'Cause harm, Cause stress. '
A SIMPLE FACT, THE CHILDREN
HAD CAUSED NO HARM PHYSICALLY, BUY MOST DEFINITELY MENTALLY, RESULTING IN MASS AMOUNTS OF STRESS.

'You noise, continues, and evades my sinues. '
THE CONTINUATION OF NOISE, SIMPLY PUT THE CHILDREN WERE OBNOXIOUS BUT EVADING SINUES? WHAT IS A SINUES, WELL, WHEN SEARCHING THE INTERNET ( GOOGLE TRANSLATE )  WE DISCOVER SINUES IS LATIN FOR BAY. THE CHILDRENS NOISE EMPTIES HIS BAY ( HIS MIND ) AND LEAVES NOTHING. THE CHILDREN BROKE HIM.

'I'm going gray, because you talk and bray'
HE IS GETTING OLDER, AND IT BECOMES LESS LIKELY THAT PETER CAN HANDLE ALL NOISE BEING SUMMONED FROM THE CHILDREN, HE SOON CONNECTS IT TO A BRAY, THE LOUD SCREECH OF A DONKEY OR MULE. THE CHILDREN'S NOISE HAD BECOME SO UNINTELLIGIBLE THAT THE ONLY CONNECTIONS WERE TO BARN ANIMALS.

'I feel hopeless, like a church that's Popeless. '
PETER SOON GAVE UP, AND RELISHED IN THE CHILDREN WHO CARED, BUT HIS HOPELESSNESS WITH THE OTHERS WAS THE SAME AS A POPELESS CHURCH. IMPOSSIBLE.

'Use your brains, to climb the reins, the behaviour. That can be your saviour. '
"USE YOUR BRAINS" WAS A COMMON QUOTE FROM PETER, FOR HE BELIEVED THAT ALL THE CHILDREN HAD UNUSED POTENTIAL, AND THEY COULD USE IT TO BEHAVE AND ACT CIVILIZED. IT COULD BE THEIR SAVIOUR.

'Peace and quiet, is way better than a riot. '
SIMPLE, BASIC, EVEN, COMPARED TO EVERY OTHER LINE. PEACE AND QUIET IS MUCH BETTER THAN A RIOT.

'Take it as happy serious, your success can be delirious. '
PERSONALLY MY FAVOURITE LINE OF THE POEM IS THIS. THAKE IT AS HAPPY SERIOUS. BE HAPPY, HAPPINESS IS FINE, BUT ACT MATURE, ACT YOUR AGE. YOUR SUCCESS CAN BE DELIRIOUS, ONCE AGAIN QUOTING AN ACT BY THE CHILDREN, FOR THE FACT THAT THEY GOT SO RILED UP WHEN SUCCESSFUL. IT WAS AN AMOUNT OF NOISE TO BEAR INDEED.

'Heart to heart is not automatic, when you're in a cloud of static. '
AS  MUCH AS THE CHILDREN COMPLAINED, THEY ALL GREW FOND OF MR. PETER HAUBER, INCLUDING MYSELF. THEY DID NOT GET ALONG SMOOTHLY AT FIRST, BUT BY THE END OF THE YEAR THE CHILDREN COULD INFACT TALK NORMALLY WITH PETER, AND ENGAGE IN ACTIVITIES IN THE CLASS. HEART TO HEART IS NOT AUTOMATIC, WHEN YOU'RE IN A CLOUD OF STATIC.

IN CONCLUSION, IS THERE MORE TO NOT ABOUT YOU GUYS? I AM NOT SURE. ONE DAY, MAYBE, IN THE FAR FUTURE A MILLENNIAL OF ITS GENERATION WILL DISCOVER THE POEM AND GOUGE EVEN DEEPER INTO ITS HIDDEN MEANINGS AND MESSAGES. I'M YOUR WRITER, [insert authors name here], AND THIS HAS BEEN VICE NEWS. THANK YOU FOR READING.