Yumm! Food

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(no pov) 

"Hey, Lance!" A strong voice yelled out from the kitchen. Hunk, a 16-year-old paladin who loved to bake.

"What's up?" A softer voice replied. This was Lance. A 16-year-old paladin who was originally from Cuba.  Lance entered the kitchen. A strong aroma of cookies made his way to his nose. 

"Are those cookies?!" Lance questioned, running up to them to take one.

"Aah hot hot hot!" He yelped, letting go of the cookie.

"Well, no shit Sherlock." Hunk replied chuckling. 

"They just came out of the oven." The bigger paladin grinned, obviously excited. This was his first successful batch of cookies he had made out in space.

"Can I eat one now?" Lance wailed as his stomach growled. 

"Alright, one." Hunk laughed. Lance took one of the cookies that had cooled down a bit more. He took a big bite out of the cookie. 

"Mmmmm yummy!" Lance explained while his mouth was stuffed. 

(Lance's pov)

I honestly love cookies. Always have, always will. It's just, these cookies taste a bit funky. I don't want to be rude to my big pal so I'll just say I love them.

"I love them!" I replied, trying to hide the tone of lying in my voice.  Hunk was grinning, he fell for it. 

"Say," I started

"Can I have another one? Maybe two more?" I asked, finishing the first cookie.

"Okay, two more." Hunk replied, annoyed that Lance was going to eat all of his food again.

"Alright, thanks!" I smiled, digging in. 

(no pov)

Lance grinned, finishing more cookies then he intended. 

"Thanks for the meal!" Lance burped, walking down to his room.  He felt all weird like he was... shrinking... No, that's not possible. 

(Lances pov)

I feel fucking sick to my stomach. I'll just sleep it off  I murmured to myself, half joking. 

I fell asleep,

(the next morning/ no pov) 

"Has anyone seen Lance?" Coran asked, walking up to the others. They were all dressed up, ready to go into battle any minute.

"No idea." Shiro started. 

"Let me go check on him." Keith chimed in, already pacing down to Lances room. It wasn't like him to be late. Usually, he's the first up. 

(Keith's pov)

"Lance?" I knocked on the door.

No response.

I gently open the door.  (Anyone get this reference?) 

I see a small lump under his blankets on his bed. I decided to walk over there and uncover it. 

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" I screamed, hearing footsteps follow quickly to see what the problem is.

"Hey, are you alrigh-" Shiro stopped, walking into the doorway. 

Under the blanket was a little kid who looked oddly familiar. 

"Lance?" I questioned. 

(no pov)

Lance looked up.

"¡Hola!" The child smiled, looking up at Keith and the others.

"¿Que está pasando?" Lance continued, staring at their worried faces. 

"Madre, padre, ¿dónde estás?" Tears starting forming in his eyes, blocking his vision."¿Donde estoy? ¿Qué le pasó a mi familia? ¿Qué? ¿Donde estoy?  ¿Usted me robó?"
His breath quickened, obviously having a panic attack.

"Dime por favor..." His voice trailed off into sobs.   

Keith was shocked, staring at the young Lance. 

"Hey, guys! We have a problem!" Keith called out to the others, his voice filled with worry.

The other paladins came rushing into the room.

"Did you finally confess your love to Lance and decided you wanted to fuck?" Pidge questioned, joking, but was somehow serious at the same time. 

"Pidge, no swearing," Shiro replied to Pidge, growling. 

"So what's up Keith?" Shiro smiled, placing his normal arm on Keith's shoulder.

"That." Keith pointed towards a baby Lance. 

"¡No! ¡Vete!" A younger boy's voice responded.

"¿Quién eres tú? ¡ Respondeme!" The voice responded again.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Pidge yelled, running towards baby Lance. 

"SO YOU HAVE A BABY KINK?" Pidge's voice echoed throughout the room. 

"PIDGE! SHUT UP!" Everyone yelled at Pidge. Her face turned red, her head down in defeat. 

A strange silence washed over the room for a few minutes as they all stood there, watching baby Lance cry. 

"OK Paladins," Shiro started as he broke the silence.
"We need to fix this. Does anyone know what exactly happened?" Shiro's dad instinct turned on. 

"Uhh..." Everybody staired blankly.

"OH!" A strong voice answered. It was Hunk.

"It must've been the cookie's I baked!" He replied, looking over to Shiro. 

"AW SHIT! IT WAS THE COOKIES!" Hunk wailed helplessly.

"WATCH YOUR MOUTH!" Shiro yelled back to Hunk, disappointed in him for swearing. Hunk was the good angel of the group.

A voice yelled over the comms. 

"The castle is under attack! Get to your lions, Paladins!" Allura's voice was strong and clear. Everyone hustled out of the room, forgetting about Lance. 

" ¿Qué? " Lance cooed, tilting his head, confused at what was going on. 

                                                                                                                                                                                     

(OKAY THIS IS ALL FOR RIGHT NOW! I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO ASKING MY CRUSH OUT TODAY AND I WILL COME BACK ONCE I GET THE ANSWER! I PLAN ON TAKING HIM OUT TO OUR VILLAGES FOUNTAINS AND THEN OUR FAVOURITE TREE CAUSE WE LOVE ROAMING AROUND THE VILLAGE! WISH ME LUCK!!!
~Your favourite transgender thing~)


Translations: - ¡Traducciones!:

Hola - Hello

¿Que está pasando?  - What's going on? 

Madre, padre, ¿dónde estás?  - Mother, father, where are you? 

¿Donde estoy? - Where am I? 

¿Qué le pasó a mi familia? - What happened to my family? 

¿Qué? - What? 

¿Dónde estoy? - Where am I? 

¿Usted me robó? - Did you steal me? 

Dime por favor - Tell me please

¡No! ¡Vete! - No! Go away! 

¿Quién eres tú? ¡ Respondeme!  - Who are you? Answer me!


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