𝐀𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 || 𝐣.𝐣𝐤 ✔️

27

DUM HOES HQ:
_y0ghurt, CALLMAEBABY, hoefullyARI, SMILELAY

SMILELAY
yoooo Lyn who's the guyyyy

hoefullyARI
^^^

_y0ghurt
i don't think a name is necessary

CALLMAEBABY
it's jungkook guys

_y0ghurt
fuck you Mae

SMILELAY
no fuck you lyn for not telling us T-T

hoefullyARI
yeah you tell Mae instead of us

hoefullyARI
maE DO YOU KNOW WHO MAE IS???

hoefullyARI
SHES SHE BIGGEST GOSSIPER OF THE CENTURY!!11!

_y0ghurt
true

SMILELAY
ikr i'm hella offended

CALLMAEBABY
WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE IM NOT RIGHT HERE?????

SMILELAY HAS CHANGED THE GROUP'S NAME TO: Operation Lynkook

hoefullyARI
who gave you the right to change the gc's name??

SMILELAY
i did b i t c h

_y0ghurt
ew wtf is a lynkook?

_y0ghurt
is that a snack?

SMILELAY
that's your ship name with jungkook ;)))

_y0ghurt
ew there's a ship?

CALLMAEBABY
yes and you better not fucking sink it

_y0ghurt
i didn't sign up for this

hoefullyARI
you kinda did the moment you asked for advice on asking him out

_y0ghurt
I SAID IT WAS FOR A FRIEND

hoefullyARI
is the friend coincidentally named Lyn?

_y0ghurt
uhhhhhhhhhhh yes?

SMILELAY
B U L L S H I T

SMILELAY
you likE HIMMMMM

_y0ghurt
no i don't

CALLMAEBABY
then why would you wanna ask him to the dance hmmm???

_y0ghurt
Haeun

hoefullyARI
Haeun is making you go to the dance with jungkook?

SMILELAY
Haeun as in the Haeun that has an unhealthy obsession with jungkook?

CALLMAEBABY
was Haeun high? because that'd explain everything

_y0ghurt
what no

_y0ghurt
she basically told me to back off of jungkook or else she'll tell him who i am

hoefullyARI
i don't get it

SMILELAY
what does that have to do with asking jungkook out??

_y0ghurt
its pretty obvious i'm not staying away from him soooooo imma ask him to the dance so Haeun doesn't have the chance to tell him about me because i'll do it myself

CALLMAEBABY
basically you're exposing yourself?

_y0ghurt
exactly

_y0ghurt
i'm not giving her the satisfaction that she's won

hoefullyARI
wow you've thought this through

SMILELAY
interesting motives

_y0ghurt
that and i find jungkook kinda hot

CALLMAEBABY
i think kinda is an understatement

SMILELAY
i think unbelievably hot it more suitable

hoefullyARI
*a walking god that fell from the heavens and is so gracIOUS TO ASSOCIATE WITH US MORTALS

_y0ghurt
wtf were you guys jungkook fangirls all along?

CALLMAEBABY
i'm more team Jin but i'll take it

hoefullyARI
namjoon's pretty cute and he has brains which is a bonus ;)

_y0ghurt
WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME THIS

SMILELAY
YOUR LOSING FOCUS OF THE REAL PLAN GUYSS

CALLMAEBABY
RIGHT WE NEED TO GET BACK ON TRACK

_y0ghurt
can the both of you stop shouting?

_y0ghurt
you're giving me a headache

hoefullyARI
to get this mission started you need to ask him out first ;)

_y0ghurt
ugh that's so hard can one of you guys do it for me

SMILELAY
stop being so lazy and do it

CALLMAEBABY
first tell us what you're gonna tell him

_y0ghurt
yooo jungkook be my date to the dance bitch

hoefullyARI
absolutely not

SMILELAY
that's way too aggressive

_y0ghurt
but if it doesn't sound aggressive is it really me?

CALLMAEBABY
when you ask him sound less uhh you

_y0ghurt
b i t c h i'm offended

hoefullyARI
are you really?

_y0ghurt
lol not at all

SMILELAY
stoP STALLING AND DO IT

CALLMAEBABY
i'm rooting for you sweetie

hoefullyARI
make us proud :')

_y0ghurt
whatever

CALLMAEBABY
operation lynkook is a go ;)