Tu laung Ve Main Elachi...(Sandhir SS)✓

Part 1

"Randhir kitthe rahe gya Tu??"...screamed renu(Randhir's mom) from the kitchen...

"Cmng mom!!"... randhir said climbing down the stairs...

"Kahan raih gya tha Tu...?? Kinni Der se table pe Khana Shana laga Diya hai Maine...chal jaa!! Khale...!!"...renu ordered...frying some more parathas...

Randhir twisted his lips...
And sat in the dining area...
"Mom where's dad?"...asked randhir
"Hayo rabba!! Dekh...Tu phir vul gya...!! Saanu kal dasaa toh tha...wo bahar Hyderabad Gaye hai...ofc shofc k kaam se!"...said renu serving him his Breakfast

Randhir looked here n there..n then heaved a sigh...
"Chal shuru Kar?"...renu said serving him paratha n curd...
He tore a piece n dipped it into the curd...n then stored it inside his mouth

"Waise aapki heroine aaj dikhayi nhi de rhi? Kahan hai Kahan wo drama queen?"...asked randhir
"Oye chup Kar khoteya!! Aise galat shalat Bola na phir Kavi usske baare mein toh belan se Maine maar dena hai tuje!"...warned renu thus Randhir gulped...

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He concentrated on his food...when an unknown anklet sound n some fresh mint like sooth breeze hit his ears n nostrils...

He inhaled it sharply...smiling faintly...
N then looked forward only to see "HER"...
"Aagayi miss dramebaaz!! Huh!! Ab mom k Saath nautanki shuru!!"...he mumbled...

On the other hand the girl spread the holy Aarti towards each and every corner of the house...and then went towards renu
"Aunty ji mrng shorning ji!!"...said the girl...
"Arey morning shorning betaji....!!chal mere Saath Tu v 2-3aloo k parathe kha le"....said renu
"Umm...bilkul Changaa idea hai!! Chalo!!"....said the girl

The two ladies took their seats in the dining area....
While the girl started gobbling her food with utmost concentration...to which randhir twisted his nose...
"Huh!! Dekho Kaise bandaro k Tarah thusti jaa rhi hai....bandariya kahinki!!"...his mind mumbled...

Just when the girl coughed badly...
"Arey betaji dheere!! Yelo paani piyo!!"...said renu forwarding a glass of water!!
Which she had in one go...
"Thank u auntyji!!"...said the girl..
"Ok shokay betaji!! Par dhyaan se kha...tussi khyaal rakh apna!!"...said renu

"Woah!! Wait a sec mom!! Dhyaan wo rakhta hai jiska sense thik se kaam Karta hai!! Aur yeh...huh!! Yeh toh hai hi nonsense!! Bandariya kahinki !!"....said randhir irritatingly
"O hello!! Tussi advice dena band Kar ok?? Aur terse baat kaun kar rha hai Jo Tu bich mein tapak pada...ullu Ka pattha!!"...said the girl...

"Dekha mom!! Dekhlo isse...!! Arey isse toh basic manners tak nhi Aata...nautanki kahinki!"...said randhir
"O hello!! Kam se Kam tere ofc k uss churailo se toh zyada hi hai mere manners shanners...aur batao!! Inne chhote chhote kapde, upar se himalay se v unche joote, makeup Ka pitara...aur pata nhi kya kya?? Aur jab uss din invitation pe yahan Aaye the tab Khana toh aise kha rahe the k maano kisine zeher De Diya ho churailo ko...bas ek dusre ko hi ghure jaa rahe the...khaane k bajay...ab ye log pagal nhi hai toh kya main Hun!! Aur main v kinhe pagal bol rhi Hun...jinke ofc K boss ne hi pagalpanti mein PhD ki hui hai...toh phir unko toh pagal bannahi tha...!!"...said the girl without any pause

"Enough...!!"...screamed randhir getting up from his seat...
"Main Kuch nhi bol rha isska matlab ye nhi k Tu bolte hi jayegi..."SANYUKTA"....shouted randhir
"Tune hi conversation chheri thi pehle!!"...said sanyu n twisted her lips munching the parathas....

Randhir tightened his jaws and went aggressively towards her...
He snatched her plate away from her...
"Khoteya!! Tussi pagal shagal toh nhi hogya hai? Aise Kisi se Khana nhi chhinte randhir!!"...said renu...

Sanyu heaved a sigh n rolled her eyes...
She got up n was about to leave when Randhir caught her wrist n dragged her towards his room....

Renu kept looking at them...munching her parathas...
"Inn Dono Ka Kuch nhi ho Sakta!!"...she thought twisting her lips ....

Thank u

(I know bohot saare stories pending hai but...bohot Mann horaha tha isse likhne Ka...
Aur sab kehte hai na k humesha Dil ki baat Sunni chaiye so sunli...😂😂😉😉)