𝐀𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 || 𝐣.𝐣𝐤 ✔️

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_y0ghurt
yooo jungkook you got a min?

coconuthead
which one you want?

coconuthead
jimin or min yoongi

_y0ghurt
fuck you that wasn't funny

coconuthead
did you really text me just to be a meanie?

_y0ghurt
meanie? really what are you four?

coconuthead
bitch i'm 17

_y0ghurt
stop making this hard

coconuthead
stop making what hard?

coconuthead
your female penis?

_y0ghurt
i am so close to blocking you

coconuthead
c'mon babe if you wanted a good time you could of just asked ;)

_y0ghurt
ew

_y0ghurt
B L O C K E D

_Y0GHURT HAS BLOCKED YOU!

coconuthead
lmao you won't last a minute

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_Y0GHURT HAS UNBLOCKED YOU!

coconuthead
i knew you couldn't say away from me ;)

_y0ghurt
don't flatter yourself sweaty

_y0ghurt
i remembered i texted you for a purpose

coconuthead
I AM NOT SWEATY

_y0ghurt
idc

_y0ghurt
do you have a date to the dance??

coconuthead
a few girls asked me during lunch

coconuthead
why

_y0ghurt
just asking

_y0ghurt
have you said yes to any of them?

coconuthead
yeah there was this really cute one that asked me

_y0ghurt
why is this so hard

coconuthead
i'll ask again are you talking about your female penis?

_y0ghurt
fite me

coconuthead
no can do i don't hit girls

_y0ghurt
listen up Jeon, i'm only typing this once so don't push it

_y0ghurt
be my date to the dance

coconuthead
suddenly there was no cute girl that asked me to the dance and i'm completely available

_y0ghurt
so is that a yes or?

coconuthead
it's a yes ;)

coconuthead
i knew you had a thing for me

coconuthead
i mean who wouldn't

coconuthead
i'm jungkook after all

_y0ghurt
i'm regretting this already

coconuthead
aw babe to be like that ;(

_y0ghurt
stop calling me that

coconuthead
we're basically dating right now so why not?

_y0ghurt
we're not dating -_-

coconuthead
yet

_y0ghurt
ew

coconuthead
don't fight the love ;))

_Y0GHURT HAS BLOCKED YOU FOR 24 HOURS!

coconuthead
you've  wounded me babe :')

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