WE ARE EXTREMELY STUPID. THESE CONVERSATIONS CAN GET WEIRD. AND DISGUSTING. Please, if you're a child or are easily disgusted or will judge me because of this then get the fuck out
also swearing is included in this work of art
enjoy
(Im gonna be "K" and biggityboi901 will be BB)
BB: Hey think of a boy name that starts with "K"
K: thinks of the name kevin
K: KRAB
BB: what the fuck
K: sighs and wheezes
BB: bitch how do you sigh and wheeze at the same time?
K: demonstrates in detail how to sigh and wheeze
BB: sighs and wheezes
K: good job
K: hemmroids
BB: lmao
BB prostate cancer
K: anal cancer
BB: yeast infections
BB: wait what are we listing again
K: herpes
K: idk diseases
K sends a fairy tail crack
K: more fairy tail memes to clean your anus
K: wait what
BB: excuse me I clean my anus with bleach
K: Oh, my bad.
K: wait
K: can cleaning your anus with bleach cause hemmroids
K: sees someone named "Koyak"
K: "Koyak?" pfft. More like "Boy you make me go ACK" because you're so DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!"
BB: wheezing
K: why are we like this
BB: Jungkook? More like uhh...
BB: uhhh
BB: JUNGLE BOOK and JUNGLE BOOK SUCKS so YOU SUCK
K: OHHH ROASTED jungle book does not suck
K: Can you diss my spinal cord (this means can you call on discord but I am weird so of course I don't type that)
BB: Your spinal cord be lookin' like some mf whitewashed spaghetti
K: wtf
K: sends picture of brother wearing a famous dave's kid's menu
BB: pfFFT oMG
K: I made him wear it
BB: When was that?
K: last night
BB: we stan a fashionable, constipated man
K: dies inside
K: plays stupid game with biggity boi
K: hey I wasted one million dollars on a hat (virtual currency)
BB: why
K: because it'll make you look inhale COOL
BB: looks at other team
K: come on let's attack them
biggity boi and I take out our swords and put on the hats. we look like complete dumbasses
BB: WE ARE COMING BUT THIS TIME WE ARE VERY COOL
K: sighs at our stupidity but then laughs uncontrollably
K: writes this shit book
BB: writes shit book as well
K: You know I shouldn't use wattpad because ahh *tries to sneeze but won't sneeze*
K: well I ahh *Tries to sneeze again but it doesn't work*
K: GODDAMMIT WHY AM I NOT SNEEZING
BB: ma'am I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down
K: NO
K: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer...
BB: had a very shiny nose
K: and if you ever saw it
BB: you could even say it glows
K: all of the other THOTS
BB: *dies of laughter* used to laugh and call him names
K: they never let poor rudolph
K: join any of their THOT games
BB: *wheezing*
K: *dies*
BB: *shows a picture of her results from superstar BTS*
BB: dhfbsJHDNVJDKHKBNK
K: R.I.P (BB's name) died of dhfbsJHDNVJDKHKBNK
BB: I missed ONE TIME
BB: *flips table*
K: *sobs in otakuweeb*
BB: *dies in 2 stars*
K: *does CPR in Korean*
BB: *comes back alive in Asian*
K: *rejoices in k drama*
BB: welp that's another convo for layers of shxt
K: yep
BB: wonderful
