Hoebags 💕😉

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Hoebags 💕😉

(Y/N) added Bestie 💕 to the group
(Y/N) added Philly 🌟 to the group
(Y/N) added Danny boi 🐸 to the group
(Y/N) changed the group name to Hoebags 💕😉

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Whaddup scrubs
I request everyone's attention

Bestie 💕
Why are we here?!

Danny boi 🐸
And why are we called hoebags? Last I heard u were too scared to even talk to anyone, let alone be a hoe

(Y/N)
Okay wow Daniel I didn't call u here to be attacked 😭
I need advice okay?
I'm but a peasant begging for aide

Danny boi 🐸
You got the peasant part right

Bestie 💕
DANIEL

Philly 🌟
DANIEL

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DANIEL
Okay so I just got asked out
By a boi
And
I don't know what to do
Or how to respond
Or if I respond
Halp?

Bestie 💕
Is he hot?
OMG
IF HE IS SEND PICS I NEED TO SEE
HE NEEDS MY APPROVAL
AHHHHHHHH

(Y/N)
Ummm how about no..
I don't have pics

Philly 🌟
WHAT DO U MEAN U DONT HAVE PICS

Bestie 💕
Yeah WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE PICS!?
BITCH
STALK HIS FUCKING FACEBOOK

Philly 🌟
What's his name I'll do it myself

(Y/N)
Yeah, fuck off as if I would give u his name
Or any kind of info about him
Over my dead body

Bestie 💕
Wtf this is so not fair

(Y/N)
Anyways ,
Do I say yes or no
Like, I cbf going out, but I needs me a man,
Soooooo

Bestie 💕
Say yes if he's hot, decline if not
But if you wants u a man
I say
Don't think with ur brain, think with ur vagina

Danny boi 🐸
Ew

Philly 🌟
Ew

(Y/N)
Solid advice imma take it

Danny boi 🐸
Aaaaannnnddddd this is my cue to leave

Danny boi 🐸 has left the chat

Bestie 💕
Well cya sis

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