It was a night just like the rest for Lewis Buchan, except one thing... He had traveled down to Newcastle to see his best friend Callum Markie and they were going on a night out, usually when they went out it was messy but this was bad even for them. They had pre-drinks and then drove out for a night on the town, the thing that made this night different was one of lewis' comments that he made in the car, through the loud genno d playing in the background, he shouted "AM NO A BENDER BUT ID PROLLY SHAG A BOY"
Finally once they got to the town centre (after driving on the wrong side of the road) Lewis saw him, the most beautiful man he had ever seen... in his drunken haze he stumbled over to the bouncer of the club he was going to and screamed "SHAG ME, SHAG ME YOU SEXY MAN" followed by "SHAG ME RIGHT IN THE ARSE" the 40 year old was instantly stunned by these words and they made eye contact...
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Lewis buchan
RandomA tantalising story about Lewis' BIG night out 😉😍💯 (Probably don't read this if you're not bhc or Lewis bc you won't have a clue what's going on x😂)
