She's no plain jane
I can't compare
To her hourglass figure
Or her shiny, silky hair
From her curved, long eyelashes
To her porcelain skin
With these plain looks of mine
Including my double chin
Her eyes are like stars
While mine look dead
I look like a tomato
While she looks sexy in red
She catches the attention
Of everyone in sight
Her looks are very defined
While mine are super light
A voice like no other
Which calms everything down
While she's trying on dresses
I look like a rejected clown
She dances like the stars
And moves completely in sync
Her lips are a pretty shade of red
Mine are an ugly kind of pink
