The Good Place

Welcome To Hell

I opened my eyes only to find myself in and office.

A man peaked through the door and said, "He-Mika? Come on."

I stood up looking around and walked into the strange mans office.

I reached into my pocket to grab out my knife but found nothing.

I sat down and the man said, "He-Mika Dakasue. You are dead. You got shot on accident."

I rolled my eyes. Like my death was an accident. I was shot on purpose. Stupid cops.

"So I will show you to your house, soulmate, and everything else you need to know!"

I crossed my arms trying to figure out who He-Mika Danksue is. My name is He-Min Dakasue.

The man said, "I'm Michale. Um..Janet!" All of a sudden a lady popped out of nowhere and said, "Hi!"

I jumped and said, "Holy Shirt!" I put a hand on my throat and said, "What's going on?!? I can't even say Shirt! Fork! What it going on?!?"

Michale sighed and said, "Let's just show you to your house and Soulmate."

*A few moments later*

We arrived at the huge house.

Michale smiled and said, "Now it's not very big but this is the best we could get. And this is your soulmate, Todd.

I looked in front of me to find a man with his shirt off and was flexing.

I mentally gagged. Not my type. AT ALL.

Michale pulled up a screen and said, "Here is a memory of you saying you liked muscular guys. So Todd, He-Mika. He-Mika, Todd. Have fun you two."

Michale left and Todd said, "So you've met Todd. But have you met Ron and John?" Todd flexed his arms while nodding.

I want to kill him right now. I walked past him and said, "Get dressed. We have a welcome party to go to."

I opened the door and said, "Janet?" "Hi!" I smiled at her and said, "Where's my room?"

She pointed to double doors and said, "In there." I nodded and said, "Bye." "Bye!"