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*disclaimer* this whole book is a joke don't take it seriously

"Heyo It's ya boi juancock coming live to you from bigshit entertainment"
"That's not what the script says"namjoon says quite annoyed
"Well it what I wanna say,so deal with it"jungkook replies fast
"Just say what on the damn script"yoongi says semi-shouting
"No"jungkook glared at yoongi and yoongi glares right back
"Fine Fine"jungkook says as he look like a scared bunny "Hey you ladys and gentlemen, it's park jungkook coming live with your daily news from the bighit entertainment studios"jungkook says with the fakest smile in his face, it looked like the smiles painted on clowns faces
"Anyways, today there was a murder that occurred in the bighit entertainment studios, the victim looked like he was in his 20s and his name is jungkook , neon jungkook, and the murderer goes by the name suga"yoongi says with calmest tone "am I missing anything park jungkook??"
"N-n-no I think that's all"jungkook says
"Well then let's get into the real news then"yoongi says
"Yah watch out"there's a screaming coming from behind the camera
"Jung hoseok why'd you bring a freaking bicycle into the studio it's not good for you"namjoon says
"How do you what's good for me"Hoseok says
"That's my opinion"namjoon screams
~There was a long pause of silence ~
"O-okay let's get to the weather, j-Jimin"jungkook says
*The screen turns into a video of Jimin with taehyung who are struggling to open a bag of chips*
"O-oh hi there, I'm Jimin"
"H-hi I'm v"
"The weather looks like it's going to be sunny later on"Jimin says
"Yeah But it raining how is it going to be sunny huh?"taehyung says
"True guess we aren't going to the beach"
"Beach? Bitch?"taehyung says
"No no no"namjoon says from behind the camera
"No what"taehyung says
"Nothing forget it"namjoon responds as taehyung glares at him pouting
"you guys seriously give me headaches"seokjin mumbles
"PARDON?!?" Jungkook says making a face in the background
"People aren't paying us for this kind of news"yoongi says rolling his eyes
"Who even pays, I'm broke"jungkook says