Val was reading phan smut in the living room when her sexy green lover opened the door.
"Honey, I think we need to talk"
Val looked up and said "I'm right in the kinky part, can't you give me a minute!"
"It's important" Shrek replied.
"Ok" said Val as Shrek sat down.
"There's been something that I wanted to tell you but I haven't. It might come as a bit of a shock to you and I hope that you take this well."
Among the familiar smexy Scottish accent in the ogres voice was an unsettling nervousness, but Val let him continue.
"I'm pregnant"
Val said nothing for ten seconds, which terrified the pregnant ogre.
Then she looked into her green lovers eyes and said
"Wow! I'm so happy for you! You'll make a great s i n g l e p a r e n t! "
