It was a glorious day in mother Russia, the sun was shining bright and the sky was pretty clear. People say i was the ultimate Slav and i do not mean to blow my own труба but i was extremely slav, I could squat better than Putin himself and lived on a diet of semechki and vodka. I went to many parties and got many slavic bitches, you could say i was living the life of the ultimate Gopnik.
This may not be relevant to my story but at least you know.
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The Story Of The Spooky Gopnik!
Short StoryThis is a story about a very spooky Gopnik and how he became a 'SPOOKY' gopnik P.S It's a lot better if you read it in a russian accent!