dazai: chuchu!
chuuya: what
dazai: i love chuchu 😄
chuuya: what the hell
dazai: means i like you
chuuya: i don't even know you what the fuck
dazai: oh hey i'm dazai
dazai: i'm living in the dorm next to you
dazai: i'm in some of your classes (ability control and france)
dazai: I like suicide, especially clean ones
dazai: currently i'm standing right in front of your door
dazai: could u please open it?
chuuya: wait what how is it even possible that i'd never notice ya
dazai: i'm new here sorry
dazai: can you now please open the door
chuuya: why?
dazai: i've seen that under your window is no tree
dazai: under mine is a huge one, no way that I could kill myself jumping out there
dazai: so I decided to jump out of yours
dazai: I hope that's no problem it just takes less than a minute
dazai: so can U open the door now please, chuchu?
chuuya: ...
chuuya: stop calling me chuchu
Chuuya opened his dorm door, and there actually stood a tall, black haired boy, who was definitely two heads taller than Chuuya. The boy chuckled. "Hi. I'm Dazai. Dazai Osamu." His arms were fully covered with bandages. "Oh Lord. No clean suicide for me, huh.. You're here, and it would bother you when I would jump out of the window." Chuuya looked confused, but he shook his head and began to introduce himself. "Well... My name is Nakahara Chuuya. But you'd already knew this, am I right?" Dazai grinned. "Of course i did." Right after he said this, Kunikida from Dazai's dorm showed up and grabbed Dazai's collar. "Eh, waste of bandages! Stop stalking Chuuya-kun and help with the presentation for Fukuzawa-sensei!" Kunikida apologized to Chuuya and dragged Dazai under protest to their room. Chuuya still stood in his door. Staring at the door where Kunikida and Dazai just disappeared, he chuckled. This year is going to be funny; he thought and closed his door. Laying down in his bed, he texted Ryūnosuke, his room mate.
Chuuya: hey we got a newbie here
Chuuya: he's sharing the dorm with Kunikida
Ryūnosuke: am I supposed to be happy about this
Chuuya: c'mon boy since you came here we had no newbies
Ryūnosuke: i'm not interested into meeting the new one
Chuuya: why he's quite funny
Ryūnosuke: i said i'm NOT INTERESTED.
Chuuya: huh OK calm down i just wanted to introduce you to dazai but you don't have to
Ryūnosuke: wait
Ryūnosuke: did you just say dazai
Ryūnosuke: like in dazai osamu?
Chuuya: yeah so do you know him?
Ryūnosuke: yes i know him
Ryūnosuke: but i don't like him.
Chuuya: k
Chuuya: oh see ya at dinner, i got training now
Chuuya: but don't expect me at dinner
Ryūnosuke: ok
Ryūnosuke: don't go off the limits you got i don't want to see you in the hospital again for three months because you activated corruption
Chuuya: can't promise but i'll try my best
Chuuya: bye Ryu
Ryūnosuke: bye
