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"'JDDOSZJODDJDK IM NOT BALD" vitkor yelled at yuuri as yuuri continued to tap his bald spot while drinking green while eating turkey
"YES YOU ARE"

""SHUT THE FUXK UP OLD MEN"
yurio shouted, breaking the lolipops.

yuuri gasped "IM not OLD"
viktor gasped "WHY DID YOU INSULT ME I AM YOUR FATHER

"no old"
"Yyyess" viktor shoved his hand up yuuris ass and banged him all night while yurio made toaster strudels

"NE NE PA PA GIVE ME MY FUCKING ORANGE JUICE

and then sans came into the room where yurio made toaster strudels and burned HIM
with FIRE
but its blue
""HOWDY" yurio shouted, clearly a masochist.

and then yurios cat threw knives at everyone and they all died

except for yuuri
and viktors ghost fisted him

and now hes confusSED

"oh no why is my toaster broken die you cat makkachin is better than you"

"orange juice" he saw orange juice and made the

ornage juice stadium
but then he drunk it all oh no

"H-HINATA-KUN WHERE IS MY ORANGE JUICE" the teacher appeared out of no where and yelled

"Up your ass you fAhhot"

"hah im hot"

"nnnnno"

and then yuuri died cause the orange juice had knives in it but stabbed everyone else before he died




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