Crack rp

Frickin lazer beams

Oliver~ "Hello poppet!"

Sage~ "Hello!"

Oliver~ "I will turn you into the most amazing cupcakes! It will be splendid!"

Quen~ "No..."

Sage~ "I Don't WANNNAAAAA!!!" *runs*

Oliver~ "Wait! Poppet, come back!! It was only a joke!" *chases*

Sage~ "NOOOO!!!!" facefloor "Ow..."

Oliver~ "Please come back!"

Quen~ Bops wanna of your freckles and laughs "They look like chest raisins!"

Sage~ is on floor crawling

Oliver~ "WHAT DID YOU SAY! WHY WOULD YOU BLOODY TOUCH THEM!! AND WHAT IS THE WORLD IS A CHEST RAISIN!?!?! THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I EVER HEARD!!!!" raises kitchen knife "YOU ARE GING TO REGRET DOING THAT."

looks and Sage "AND YOU BLOODY STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND DO NOT MOVE."

Sage~ "STOP IT!" Teleports away "I didn't move."

Oliver~ uses magic and teleports you back "Stay in that spot"

Sage~ tps

Quen~ Runs and laughs "they mean nips silly!" I double jump onto a roof and I look back at you "See ya!" I run away

Oliver~ "GET BACK HERE!" runs after you

Quen/molester moon~ turns into molester moon

Sage~ "..." Freezes

Quen/molester moon~ Looks at oliver then turns very fast to sage and starts floating slowly towards her

Oliver~ "SWEET BLOODY HELL OF SATAN!!! WHAT IN THE F***ING HELL IS THAT SATAN SPAWN AND THE F*** DID IT COME FROM. SCREW THIS." Leaves putting money in swear jar

Quen/molester moon~ Is behind you neck and grabs you with stick arms

Oliver~ suddenly hits Sage with car "I SAVED YOU!!!"

Sage~"owww..."

Oliver~ Drives away with sage on the hood

Sage~ "FFFFF IT HURTS!!!!"

Quen/molester moon~ is in the back seat seat

Oliver~ "HOLY F***ING CHRIST AND HELL ON EARTH. F*** THIS B**** I'M MOTHERF***ING OUT OF HERE!!!!!" jumps out of car as its going 100 mph

Sage~ is still on hood

Oliver~ puts money in swear jar

Quen/molester moon~ Humps you as you put money in swear jar

Oliver~ "OH MY BLOODY HELL. MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST SAVE ME." runs away forever.

Sage~ "poor me..."

Quen/molester moon~ "oh don't worry sage.... Don't worry..." Humps sage

Sage~ slaps "NO!"

Quen/molester moon~ doesn't care and keeps going

Sage~ "HELP ME."

Wilson ((from don't starve))~ walks in "Um.... I'll help you." puts one football helmet, a log suit and equips a spear. Then builds a meat effigy. "WILSON TO THE RESCUE!!!" starts beating the molester moon in the face

Quen/shrek~ Turns into shrek "this is my swamp!" Inhales Wilson and kills him

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So I hope you  guys enjoyed it I will post the rest if you enjoyed it. I was Quen/molester moon/Shrek, @VenomHunter was Oliver and Wilson, and @sage_202 was sage. Please go check them out and I hope you liked me and my friends on crack.

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