Lil Billy was walking home from school on a dark a foggy afternoon. Then a white van with a face on the side of it pulled up beside him. "Hey there buddy boy... want some candy?"
The van asked Billy. "No thanks mister. Cool Cat told me to not go with strangers." Billy responded kindly. "But wait just one second buster.. we have cool cat all up in here!!" The van told Billy. "Really!?!? Wow lemme in there mister!!!!!!" Billy exclaimed. The van opened up to let Billy into it and inside... was a huge disco party! Cool cat was in the corner murmuring to himself. Seemed like a fun party to Billy... until.... " WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMPP!!!!" Shrek screeched. When Billy saw Shrek he yeeted himself out of the van and continued walking home.
The End
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