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*drops something* "OH FUCK ME!" I exclaimed The Alien next to me blushed. "Uh...um....I-..." He said "OH. No. No. Lord no. That's just an expression humans say. I don't want you to actually.....ya know." I laughed nervously.

Aliens had recently invaded Earth. Each human had their own alien companion so they could learn about our life. It got really confusing and, awkward at times. My alien was fun to be around but got annoying when there were new things to explain. Like I said, shit or crap, and he thought u wanted him to....poop. He takes everything literally. "Human Lizzie, what is it that you're doing?" He asked. "One, you don't say human before my name. We both know I'm a human. Two, I'm cooking." I said. "As in, fixing the substance that you call, food, so it is safe to consume?" He asked. "Yes. That is exactly what I'm doing." I smiled. "Can you remind me how to, dress myself." He said. I turned from the stove and saw him struggling to get a shirt on. I made him wear clothes because I was uncomfortable with him naked. I went and helped him, laughing. "I've been on the, internet recently. I understand many things now but I have a question." He said. I turned off the stove and sat down. "And what is that?" I asked. "I found a...game called Dayshift at Freddy's. What is, what you call, yiffing?" He asked. "Well, it means sex." I said. "Oh. Why do you humans have so many words for it?" He asked. "To be more discreet when talking about it. I guess." I shrugged. "Ah. Ok." He said. "You already understand a lot, why do you need to stay?" I asked. "We.... actually, I don't know. The captain hasn't been around." He said.