Me: *tapping fingers on desk* ....
Claude: *knocks on door*
Me: Enter Claude....
Claude: *walks in with tea cart*
Me: *keeps tapping fingers on desk*
Claude: Today's tea is-
Me: Yeah yeah...I know I know...
Claude: *sets tea on my desk*
Me: *drinks tea-grimaces* Ugh! ITS BITTER!! I HATE BITTER! *throws cup*
Claude: *catches cup* I'm terribly sorry your highness.
Me: Make it sweeter this time!
Claude: *nods-remakes another one-sets tea cup on desk*
Me: *drinks tea* That's better, you are excused Claude.
Claude: *leaves*
Me: *keeps tapping desk*
Admin: *appears out of no where* Did you know Hannah left?
Me: AGH!! WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU?!
Admin: Someone. And I have a present for you!
Me: *raises eyebrow* Present? *smiles widely* OHHH!! WHAT IS IT?!
Admin: *puts rectangular shaped box on my table* There it is! ^^
Me: Hm....Is it a s-
Admin: NO!! IT IS NOT...THAT!!! Ō^Ō
Me: ....That's not what I was going to say....
Admin: -___- really...? Well god damn it....
Me: THE ADMIN HAS A DIRTY MIND! *sings* The admin has a dirty mind! The admin has a dirty mi-
Admin: Shut up you poptart....
Me: ....Poptart? Wtf?
Admin: WATCH THE VIDEO THEN!! *points to a video to the side*
Me: Um...ok? *watches video on computer* THEY'RE RIGHT!! I WILL BAWL LIKE A B*TCH WHEN CLAUDE LEAVES!! 。・゜・(ノД')・゜・。
Admin: -_____-
Me: *keeps bawling*
Admin: Anyways...*opens box-box has a computer* Now I'll just set up your own account... °click click click click° Aaaaand DONE! ^^
Me: *keeps bawling*
Admin: For spider sakes....Anyways....readers!
Me: *stops bawling* I PREFER PEASANTS!
Admin: Um ok...? Peasants? Please leave a comment...ask...dare...whatever you wish to order Alois! ^^
Me: And! BY THE WAY!! IM LOOKING FOR SOME SEXY MAIDS!!
Admin: I'll be your maid! :3
Me: *chuckles* Stupid! Your not sexy enough! Your not that pretty! ^^
Admin: *offended-anime vein* EXCUSE ME?! ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY?!
Me: ^^
Admin: DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!!
Me: ^^
Admin: *growls* YOU LITTLE-...*eyes flash gold*
Me: *raises eyebrow* ^^
Admin: *growls-pounces on me*
Me: AHHHGG!!! CLAUDE!!! GET THIS NON-SEXY PEASANT OFF OF MEEE!!!
Claude: *barges in*
Admin: *disappears*
Claude: Um...who is exactly on you?
Me: ....
Admin: *whispers from under desk* Ask~ Comment~ Dare~ Whatever~ ^^
-(TBC PEASANTS)-
YOU ARE READING
~Ask Or Dare THE AMAZING SPIDER MAN~
Short StoryAsk me anything you non-sexy-unworthy-people-who-can't-wear-bootyshorts-as-good-as-me Claude: Hi I'm Claude, and I don't give a sh*t.....
