𝐀𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 || 𝐣.𝐣𝐤 ✔️

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JUNGKOOK CAN KISS MY ASS:
_y0ghurt, CALLMAEBABY, coconuthead, hoefullyARI, imyourhoep, jimbles, namjuice, shookjin, SMILELAY, sugafree, Vvantae

hoefullyARI
have any of you guys seen lyn?

SMILELAY
we can't find her ugly ass

Vvantae
Haven't seen her since i dropped her and Haeun to the principal's office.

jimbles
i didn't even go to school today sooo

shookjin
we don't keep tabs on Lyn sis

CALLMAEBABY
the bitch went missing in action....

CALLMAEBABY
i'm all alone for the rest of the class period wth

namjuice
You're in class?

CALLMAEBABY
yeah???

namjuice
And you're texting?

CALLMAEBABY
your point is?

imyourhoep
oh she bold BOLD

SMILELAY
watch her dumbass get caught texting and her phone taken away 😔

CALLMAEBABY
shut up 😌

hoefullyARI
are we ignoring the fact that Lyn's missing??

shookjin
oh yeah, i forget about her for a minute

sugafree
should we throw a party now that she's MIA?

hoefullyARI
this is serious guys she could of been kidnapped 🤦🏻‍♀️

_y0ghurt
yeah what she said! throw a search party to show how much you guys care 😔

_y0ghurt
also, fuck you yoongi ☹️

_y0ghurt
i thought you liked me 😔

sugafree
you thought, key word 🙂

CALLMAEBABY
WHERE WERE YOU THIS WHOLE TIME???

CALLMAEBABY
WHY WEREN'T YOU ANSWERING YOUR PHONE YOU RAT?!

CALLMAEBABY
I WAS WORRIED 😤

_y0ghurt
you big mad or lil mad?

_y0ghurt
on a scale how mad are you: hot fries mad, hot Cheetos mad or hot sauce mad?

CALLMAEBABY
bitch i'm hot sauce mad 😠

_y0ghurt
oop that sucks, sounds like a you problem tho 🥰

CALLMAEBABY
if i choke you-

Vvantae
Where are you? We have the same last period class and you aren't here.

_y0gurt
oh about that...i'm home 😬

_y0ghurt
living my bEsT lIFE 🤑🥳

SMILELAY
biTCH

CALLMAEBABY
B I T CH

hoefullyARI
you bitch-

namjuice
Wow a heads up would of been nice but you do you i guess

hoefullyARI
ikr you should of told us 🤦🏻‍♀️

_y0ghurt
well, now you know 🤩

SMILELAY
i'm gonna strangle you when i see you 😘

shookjin
we love a violent friendship 😍

sugafree
but why are you home?? not that i care or anything

_y0ghurt
the principal suspended me for a week so no school for me 😌✌🏻

sugafree
oh

Vvantae
Damn

jimbles
suspended? what did you do?

imyourhoep
you live under a rock or summ??

imyourhoep
Lyn and Haeun had the fight of the cEnTurY

jimbles
your lying-

_y0ghurt
....

jimbles
WTF WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I GO TO SCHOOL NOTHING EXCITING HAPPENS BUT THE MINUTE I STAY HOME-

shookjin
that's tuff

namjuice
it really is

namjuice
we had front row seats 🤘🏻

imyourhoep
never use that emoji ever again, thank you in advance ☺️

hoefullyARI
but like what did principal Fuu say?

_y0ghurt
he said he was highly disappointed in me blah blah blah that i was a bad examples for the freshmen yadda yadda i need anger management classes and that i'll be suspended from that hell hole for a week to reflect upon my actions blah blah blah oh and Haeun's nose is broken so that's cool ig 😍

imyourhoep
you broke her nose?

_y0ghurt
yes?

Vvantae
Damn what the hell do they feed you 💀

sugafree
you're not that bad i guess

_y0ghurt
did- did he just compliment me? my heart- 😩

sugafree
you're still an incompetent human being

SMILELAY
oop-

CALLMAEBABY
we gonna ignore the fact that jungkook is just seeing the messages but not replying because-

hoefullyARI
huh...

_y0ghurt
i gtg

_y0ghurt
toodles uglies! 🥰

shookjin
who she talking to?

shookjin
i know she ain't talking to me

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this is very very late but haPPY NEW YEAR 🥳🤪