“No, no, no, no no no no no no no!” I yelled, louder and louder, faster and faster as I jumped and ran from console to console on my ship, hitting button after button, pulling lever after lever. All I was doing was peacefully orbiting around this not-too-shabby-looking planet while on my break from the rest of the Guardians when BAM, the universe was all like “NOPE! MUHAHAHA!” and stuck a freaking wormhole right in front of me! First of all, this giant hoopa-loopa of a hole flipped Ship (Yeah I named my ship Ship freaking deal with it) topside, so I have to jump off the cockpit windows to reach the controls. I can already feel the ship as it rumbles and shakes under me, and when I sneak a peek through the glass I see the wormhole almost on me. Hearing a beeping from behind me, I whip around and look at the monitor to see the bloody cherry on the diarreha sunday- the planet I was orbiting also just so happens to be my birth planet. Earth. Turning my attention back to my controls, I think about opening the escape hatch and flying down to Earth. Nah, they wouldn’t want me there anyways. As I speed back to the controls again, I notice something really weird- the clock on my wall is going backwards. At a pretty fast speed. Looking back at the wormhole, I’m halfway through it. Funny how these things sneak up on you.
Now is usually where I scream. “HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
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Chris^3 - Superhero mashup
FanfictionAfter three superheros get caught up in the 2000's, their villain counterparts get the same idea. Thor, Captain America, and Star Lord have to team up against Loki and Ronan , who have combined forces to deprive the earth of its resources and watch...
