TZUYAN PRESENTS.....
A FANFIC THAT UPDATES EVERY 99 YEARS......
RIVALS
(POKEHHHH edition)
one diddly darn day....
"U BITCH" jungcockadoodledoo grabbed my hand hastily.
I turned back with my pinky up. "tf u want"
juanitopacito pointed at his forehead and said,
"THE DICK YOU DREW ON MY FACE IS SMALL AS SHIT U DUMB HOE"
<flashback>
ENTRANCE EXAM
FIRST PLACE
NOT JUNGKOOK
MIDDLE YEAR EXAM
FIRST PLACE
ALSO NOT JUNGKOOK
FINAL YEAR EXAM
LAST PLACE
JUNGKOOK
sorry this is a soojung fanfic Jungkook move over
"hey u my bae?" Soojung traps you in an embrace.
"O-omg! Soojung SENPAI KYAAAAAAA OTTOKE" you scream
Jungkook walks over, tearing the two of you apart
"A threesome? I want in-
"bitch your rich ass family doesnt approve" i retorted to him.
"They say blood is thicker than water but i say cum is thicker than blood" juanito winks
"OK LETS FUCK"
and then soojung, you and juancock played YuGiOh
the end