Dear Younger Me

Dear younger Me,

Remember that time you stepped in gum with your new and fresh reeboks?

Here's a tip, watch where you're stepping or you're stuck with the crocs.

Remember how that girl always bullied you and took your bag?

Punch her in the face and make her pretty, she's sad 'cause she looks like a hag.

Remember that one guy you liked in the third grade?

Forget about him, he's a druggy who's looks had a major downgrade.

Remember how you thought you really knew multiplicities?

Don't get too cocky, because you suck at algebra and geometry.

Remember when you were on your way to Kansas and chose to ride with grandpa?

Good job! While Uncle and your siblings party out like psycho's, you're relaxing like you're at the spa

Remember when you moved and had to share a room with our sister?

Hide your crap, don't let her get anywhere near.

Remember in middle school, when you were too shy to talk to those around you?

Make some friends you loser, they'll help you get out and see what you can do.

Remember in freshman year when you were looking for the bathroom?

Hold it in girl, that place is nasty, wait until you get home to use the loo.

Remember when you worried about going to college?

Don't worry, I got it under control with my trusty knowledge.

Remember having to write this poem in class?

Oh wait... You're doing that right now you spaz.

Heed my warning child,

Don't hold back and run wild!

Sincerely, You.