i was sitting at the pool with my girls. my friend, miss keisha, turns to me and whispers,
"look out, i think moto moto likes you."
my other friend, brendon urie, gasps. "here he comes!"
i turn around and see the one and only moto moto walking towards me. music is blaring in the background.
"i like em big, i like em cHunKy, i like em big, i like em plumpy"
i bite my lip and mOan 😩😩. as he gets closer, i get more horny. my friends scatter away, giggling. finally, he's right in front of me.
"so you're moto moto?" i ask.
"the name's so fine, you say it twice," he winks, holding up three fingers then fixing it to two. i giggle at his mistake.
"is that your friend or is that your butt?" i say.
"how about you come around my place ;)))" he takes my hand and we walk to his pond.
"yEAH GO GET THAT DICK, Y/N!" my friend shouts as we left.
then we had sex.
the end.
A/N: i don't know what the fuck i wrote.
