049: Well 106 I made it here despite your pocket dimension.
106: Ah 049 welcome, I hope you're ready for an unforgettable [REDACTED]
049: hm...
106: *opens kitchen door* GASP! My nerd is ruined! Hmmmmm... what if I killed some Chaos Insurgents, and disguised it as cooked D-bois. Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish 106.
049: *opens kitchen door* Uh...
Song: 106 with his crazy explanations, 049's gonna need his patented cure. When he hears 106's lame excuses the'll be trouble in town tonight!
049: LARRRRRRY!
106: Uh, 049 I was just stretching my calves on my portal. Its a great exercise care to join me?
049: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven 106?
106: That's not smoke its steam. Steam from the steamed MTF were having hmmmmmmm, hmmmmm, steamed MTF.
049: *leaves*
106: whew...
Later
106: 049 I hope you're ready for mouth-watering D-bois.
049: I thought we were having steamed MTF.
106: Oh no I said steamed D-bois, that's what I call MTF.
049: You call D-bois MTF?
106: Yes it's a Site dialect.
049: What Site?
106: Site 19.
049: Really? I'm from Site 22, and I've never heard someone use the word MTF to replace D-bois.
106: Oh no not at Site 22.
049: *takes bite* You know these D-bois taste a lot like Chaos.
106: Ho, ho, ho, no that's patented Site 19 Steamed D-bois, old family recipe.
049: For MTF?
106: Yes.
049: Yes you say it's steamed D-bois despite the fact that it obviously has a glove with the Chaos Insurgency logo.
106: I, uh, one thing... excuse me one second.
049: Yes.
106: aaaaaaaauuuuuuu, good times had by all I'm pooped.
049: Yes well I suppose I should get goi- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
106: SCP-001.
049: Eck, SCP-001?
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR...
AT THIS TIME OF DAY...
IN THIS SITE...
L O C A L I Z E D C O M P L E T E L Y W I T H I N Y O U R P O C K E T D I M E N S I O N!?
106: Yes.
049: ... may I see it?
106: Yes.
049: Oh my god, its beautiful.
MTF: MTF ALPHA ONE OPEN UP NOW! *busts down door*
049: 106 WHAT DO WE DO!?
106: Cya nerd. *teleports to other of the pocket dimension*
