You wake up after being unconscious. You see your tied with Rome's against a pole. Your wearing a maid outfit. You look up to hear the Tellitubies music playing. You see Tinky Winky and Po starring at you. Po leans forwards and licks your face. You don't move. Tinky Winky grabs your shoulders and leans near your face, whispering weird nothings in Tellituby language. After a bit of kissing La La bursts into the basement, holding a shot gun. He screams something in Tellietuby and shoots Tinky Winky and zoo in the head. They fall to the floor in a pool of blood. It then walks towards you and kisses you. Dipsy then comes out of nowhere with an axe and chops of La LA's head. It unites you and takes you out the basement to see some weird demonic toast on a plate next to your clothes. It pays you on the back and leaves. You eat the toast and get changed. Then Dipsy comes back in and takes you outside on a little hill to watch the baby face sun set. You rest your head on his shoulder as it puts its arm around you. A relationship that can never be broken
Yeah I'm going to Hell
