romeoneverLovedher began trolling bereavedEuphoria
RL: sup m'dude.
BE: jezuz
BE: fucking
BE: chrizt
BE: or whoever the fuck thoze humanz worzhip
BE: could your trollian literally be any longer
RL: y'know,
RL: I don't know the character limit, so I'm not sure.
BE: you muzt be cloze to it
BE: do you know. how long it took me to type that in?
RL: Probably not that long.
BE: zhut up. you get my point.
RL: Is your Trollian any better?
RL: bereavedEuphoria.
RL: Dude. Sukarus fucking dyslexic. It took her a literal five hours to type that in.
RL: And, because of your whole bullshit pride thing, you refused to type hers in when first messaging them, if I remember right.
BE: look, zhez a fucking freakzhow and a dizgrace to troll kind. if it werent for the fact that if i tried to ditch her, you or your clown bro would zmack my face in with a juggling club, i would have done zo already
RL: I know your fucking address and I'm considering sending my 'clown bro' over there right now just because you said that.
BE: look, im not trying to be offenzive, but my point iz, uz two az highbloodz zhouldnt dignify her with our valuable time
RL: Man, this is why I never message you. I get one of your bullshit offensive as fuck speeches about how "it's okay to cull and be a fucking dick to lowbloods because guess what. I was born with slightly different genetics"
BE: alright, i get it, ill zhut up.
RL: Okay, disregarding the fact that you 'getting it' most likely means you'll shut up for about 4.5 seconds,
RL: I wanted to make sure you weren't playing your stupid northeastern Alternia roullete again.
BE: what?
BE: oh you mean that
BE: as matter a fact, i am right now playing that apparently stupid game
RL: Not apparently stupid, it is stupid.
RL: You sitting outside in the blistering fucking sun, until you either collapse and die or run back in from the pain, is profoundly stupid and dangerous.
RL: Don't fucking do it.
BE: but itz pretty damn fun
BE: pluz,
BE: itz funny zeeing eri-fizh in zuch a panic
RL: Not funny when he comes to me, terrified that his lusus-mate just collapsed in his doorway, dead
RL: How many of these close calls have you had??
BE: hehe, too many to count
RL: Yeah. That's a bad thing.
BE: eeh, you worry too much. it iznt that bad, honeztly.
RL: god you're insufferable
RL: listen there's another reason I messaged you
BE: I'd azzume you weren't just waizting my time
RL: Maybe I'll consider just making this a waste of time actually. Gog you piss me off. Do you know how to not be a prick?
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FanfictionI'm bored and I've had writers block for two years straight. I can only bring myself to write this Hopefully it's kinda quality. Don't count on it being close to cannon, I haven't read Homestuck in two years and I honestly don't care. I just hope to...
