A BNHA chatfic that turns into disaster

The worst idea ever

Aizawa has created a chat

Aizawa has added 20 people to the chat

Aizawa has named the chat Class 1-A

Aizawa: don't screw it up

Aizawa has gone offline

HumanoidPikachu: wait what

KakashiButScary: you know i wish for death

TakeAFlight: we are one and the same

YouNeedSomeDIEpers: WHO THE FUCK INVITED ME HERE?!

TakeAFlight: man idk anymore

TenyaIida: I think we need to address everyone so we know who is who! If you have a nickname, please state your name!

YouNeedSomeDIEpers: You twink who doesn't have a nickname in this server of hell

IzukuMidoriya: Um....

OchakoUraraka: A lot of us actually

KyoukaJirou: yeah

MomoYaoyorozu: A lot of us just installed this app upon recommendation from our headmaster and Aizawa-sensei, so not a lot of us have nicknames yet

RockOfManliness: I know the entire Bakusquad has the app, I think hagakure mentioned having it before, and 

RockOfManliness: wait what the fuck

IzukuMidoriya: What's wrong Kirishima?

RockOfManliness: I'm looking at the members list

RockOfManliness: And I don't see Mineta, but instead I see

RockOfManliness: "DeathBySleep"

RockOfManliness: I'm gonna go out and take a wild guess and ask this person

RockOfManliness: @DeathBySleep, are you Shinsou?

DeathBySleep:

DeathBySleep: damn, was it that obvious

MomoYaoyorozu: I really do enjoy the fact that Mineta isn't here, but I must ask

MomoYaoyorozu: Why was Mineta replaced with Shinsou? No offence Shinsou, but isn't this a Class 1-A chat?

IzukuMidoriya: Hold on, I'll try and get a teacher online!

Aizawa and AllMight have logged on

AllMight: I am here!

IzukuMidoriya: Thank you two for responding! We were wondering why Mineta was replaced with Shinsou? Not that we dislike it, Mineta was a bit over the top, but the question still stands.

HumanoidPikachu: holy shit does midoriya have all the heroes' contacts?

AllMight: I think it would be better to ask Aizawa, since I'm not your homeroom teacher.

IzukuMidoriya: Alright, thanks anyway!

AllMight: My pleasure!

AllMight has gone offline

Aizawa: I'll give a simple explanation

Aizawa: Mineta was causing too much trouble, and because of all the girls feeling a bit insecure about being in the class with him, along with a few boys, the staff decided it would be best to expel him from the school.

Aizawa: Now, since we have three extra dorms, we're bumping Shinsou up to the Hero Course.

Aizawa: So, say hello to your new classmate.