hahaha the trial of micki mouse

court trial; day one.

Hello ladies and maybe gentlemen to this shitty court trial. Its not even court its just me fucking going sicko mode. Anyways, the defendant is micki (bigfurry420) blah blah blah something about god, please be seated. ignore spelling mistakes and etc i could fucking care less

*bangs hammer on table, trial starting. me, marlee, calls micki up to the stand as i get ready to present my great information.*

Okay when you asked me if i was bisexual you didn't give me an answer on y u wanted to know. So me and some of my fellow coworkers devoloped a conspiracy that u liked me which is disgusting like lmfao im sorry thats gross
Now we know this for uh certain reasons. If you scroll down and look at evidence #1, you ask if i'm bisexual.

Now if you look at evidence #2,

your bio claims you are bisexual which you never mentioned until not that long ago, claiming that it was from your "john laurens turtle phase". Now, if it was from that long ago, you would've changed it by now. There is another conspiracy that you like kylie but we won't go into that.

2)u like roger more than brian. Now this i don't really care about but like lmfao its preTTY obvious u like him more than brian. now me and my coworkers know this cause in voice calls u would always be like "ro-brian" MEANING you were thinking about the only and only roger meddows taylor instead of brian vegan may. The conspiracy may also be correct because you once sent a screenshot of your background which was this exact image (evidence #3),

and from what we know it hasn't been brian.
3)You always thought you were the "third wheel" of me and phoebe.

Okay so first of all you said you were jealous of me and phoebe's friendship. Because of this you kinda just tried to be in our friendship in a certain way. Its hard to explain but if me and phoebe had a matching pfp (like the kurt n courtney one) you wanted to be frances. Now if we look through the many invisible documents. There is proof that you just woop turned into frances cobain. Yes, phoebe agreed to it but it could've been out of pity or some shit. In my own opinion i could care less but it did annoy me on how you wanted to be involved in everything me and phoebe did.
   Update: phoebe said she was fine with the pfps lol my guy

4) the kurt cobain shit. Now this is a very talked about topic my dude. So it was ur bday party like nobody remembers that date though so it was ur bday party. You got kurt cobains journal or some shit and i was pissed for a very good reason. Now you NEVER fucking talked about kurt until phoebe and i started to talk about him. Even when we did start talking about nirvana/kurt/etc, you never talked about it. Ur favorite nirvana song is probably smells like teen spirit or some shit like i bet u havent even read the journal lmfao
5) THE MASTURBATION THING
Okay so this is a GREAT topic. So if you look at evidence #4,

you claim your "friend" (lmfao ur vagina) wants pictures of roger to masturbate to. Now from what i recall, your parents can read your messages and history and etc, so if they saw that i feel like they would be very fucking concerned. And then in the cult (there is no evidence of this, but there are witnesses that i can call to the stand if u need to), you claimed that you wanted those pictures. Now umm. What the FUCK?

6) who the fuck is marlie. This conspiracy is probably like a fucking accurate one cause literally nobody believes that that is a real fucking person. Such as the thing with marlie wanting saul to be her husband. Now i find this funny. First off, i watch pineapple express while you were in san diego (i believe). I talk about it and you go out of your fucking way to watch the movie. Now that pissed me off PRETTY FUCKING BADLY cause that movie was something i didn't want you to watch. Thats why i kept giving you excuses not to watch it (thank god you didn't do it with 8 mile cause i wouldve literally murdered  you like i am doing right now). But you still did. Maybe less than two days days later your friend "marlie" is talking about pineapple express. Coincidence? I think not, thot.

thank you for wasting your time. now, bigfurry420, if you wish to defend yourself, go ahead. though i doubt you will defend yourself.