Camiele: you fainted, do you remember anything?
Ellie: just the ambulance ride to the hospital
Camiele: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you
Ellie: But I heard a siren
Myco: That was Jay
Jay: I'm sorry, I got scared
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Jasper's kid, leaning against the counter: Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
Aika, tearing up: I have a parking ticket?
Jay: ...
Jasper: *holds Jay back* NO
Jay: HE MADE HER TEAR UP
Jasper: I KNOW BUT NO
Myco: WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT PICK UP LINE ANW
Jasper: *sweats* Uh--
Jay: I'm hitting you instead.
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(parents on a night out)
Ellie: Do you think the kids are actually sleeping?
Jay: Probably they seemed tired.
Camiele: They better be sleeping.
(Kids in the house)
Older kids—
Zaion, playing on his DS: We should really be asleep.
Jasper's kid, entering the room with half the contents of the fridge: Sleep is for the weak.
DJ, on his third beer: Sleep is useless
Zaion, we are Gods we don't sleep.
Little ones + Caiden—
Aika, jumping on the bed: Hey Zaia, bet you can't touch the ceiling with your head?
Zaia, jumping on her bed: Watch me!
Caiden, pretending to be asleep but quietly whispering: Satan please get me out of this place, you promised I could return to Hell.
*phone rings*
Zaion, ending it but presses accept button instead: yo pass me a beer, DJ.
(On the other end)
Jay: Yeah they're definitely not sleeping.
Myco: Nope, we should punish them.
Jasper, sighing and getting up: I'll go get the hose.
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Camiele: Take me to art museums and hold my hands
Myco: But they said not to touch the masterpieces
Camiele: You smooth motherfucker
Jay: Well, someone has to pin the artwork to the wall.
Ellie: *chokes*
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Ellie: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.
Jay: Well you're too hot and I still eat you.
Jasper:
Myco:
Camiele: ONE DINNER [slams hand down on the table] I JUST WANT ONE DINNER
